"Don't date my daughter." and "Don't invite my son into a bloody civil war."
Dads, amiright?!

Tara might have picked a more tactful approach to the whole situation, but finesse isn't really her style, and time is of the utmost importance!
So hopefully she's got a good Plan B. Or, at the least, has a damn good explanation for her actions... because Malcolm's gonna need a good one.

Enjoy!
~M

Wet blankets are handy when there's a fire. Don't knock 'em.

I love that they had a codename ready for Malcolm. And that it's Wetblanket.

Totally unsurprised that Tara would choose the codename "Supermodel" for herself. And "Blaze" also makes perfect name as the name Kody would choose for himself.

This is just too hilarious. :D :D :D

That expression on Tara's face, her codename, their codename for Malcom, the dialogue all around.

You're always on point, Mars! I don't if this stuff just flies off the top of your head or if you have to think on it awhile, but you are one funny guy. :)

I guess this is as good - or terrible - time as any to tell you, Kody.

This? With your dad jumping in to go to war in order to keep you out of it? That was always Plan A.

The other one? With the idealistic kid with no relevant skills going off to do the job of a trained professional? Where we all hope you're lucky enough to survive the resultant lesson about how poor a substitute idealism is for training and experience? That was Plan B. And Malcolm is going to have some choice words for both you and Tara about it being even that far up in the alphabet.