From cop, to space traveler, to man who talks to plants : Malcolm has done it all.
But this summer... he'll face his biggest challenge yet!
* que record scratch *
Raising a son?!
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This season... of a very special Yesterdaybound....
Enjoy!
~M
"...a horseshoe up her ass?" That's quite a trick. Ouch!
It's a simple leverage game. Just gotta apply the right force to the right spot, and bam!
That's an interesting image. But if anyone can manage to shove a HorseShoe up their Ass & keep it there it would be Alice. Lucky Charm indeed.
And even with the Horseshoe, she still has a nice ass.
Ya need a new vote incentive dude.
Agreeeeed
I'll get one made up, try to make up for the lack of 'em lately
HA! Your author comments crack me up, Mars. :D
I think it's really cool that Malcolm whittles, whether it's wood, soap or something else entirely, it's neat to see an old past time still around in the future. Makes me want to take it up again. :)
Also, Malcolm, dude, I don't think Alice has anything like a horseshoe up her rear end, but no doubt she's feeling lucky right about now. ;)
Feel like no matter how advanced we become, some things will just always stick around in some way or another, haha.
Stick blade into thing.
Make shape.
Fidgeting is the ultimate constant in the universe.
And yeah, somewhere out there, Alice is probably feeling pretty peachy!
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